One year older and wiser too?
Hahaha maybe not. Let's start off with a few good quotes from the week.
Daines: *in the middle of the night* sister Soulier sister Soulier.
Soulier: what?
Daines: I feel really sick. Can you give me a blessing?
Soulier: no that's not allowed.
Daines: okay. *goes back to sleep* *doesn't remember any of it in the morning*
Rafael: Does God live in the sun?
Toba: no. Aliens live by the sun.
Soulier: woah woah woah. Slow down.
Cobabe: so God lives in the celestial kingdom...
Daines: what is your dream car Bukky?
Bukky: the biggest car! Because I AM A CHILD OF GOD
Little kid: *siting backwards on the bus* mom why are we going backwards?
Daines: that's me @ our zone right now
Mtombeni: I'm losing my connection quick shout Hallelujah!
Sisters: HALLELUJAH!
Mtombeni: thank you the connection is back.
(Slightly Pentecostal zone leader)
Daines: yeah sister Soulier is pretty sick
Jackson: oh man, has she gotten a blessing yet?
Daines: no.... should I give her one?
Jackson: no, I will. Go put the phone on her head.
(Thanks elder)
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